"Give the pink one sexy eyelashes"
“But it’s a speaker”
“It’s a girl speaker and no one will know if it doesn’t have sexy eyelashes”
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Anonymous asked:
Could you maybe possibly tag your girl problems ? With a trigger or something ? As a guy I don't want to see that on my dashboard
cliffordstongue-deactivated2014 answered:
PERIODS BLOOD UTERUS VAGINAS ASSES BOOBS ONE BOOB BIGGER THAN THE OTHER NIPPLES HURTING WAXING LEGS WAXING VAGINAS BRAZILIAN FUCKING WAXES GETTING YOUR ASSHOLE WAXED WAXING ARMPITS WAXING TOP LIPS WAXING EYEBROWS DRAWING IN YOUR EYEBROWS TATTOOING YOUR EYEBROWS ON PLUCKING YOUR EYEBROWS HAIR DYE HAIR CUTS SPLIT ENDS HAIRDRYERS EXPLODING HAIR STRAIGHTENERS HAIR CURLERS HAIR WAVERS SHOES HEELS WEDGES FLATS CONVERSE DOC MARTENS BOYS BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE TOO FAT BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE DUMB BOYS TELLING YOU YOURE WORTHLESS AND UGLY AND VILE AND DISGUSTING WITHOUT MAKEUP FUCKING EYELINER AND MASCARA AND FOUNDATION AND CONCEALER AND POWDER AND PERFUME AND LIPSTICK AND LIPGLOSS AND LIP BALM AND BEING TOO TALL BEING TOO SMALL BEING TOO SKINNY BEING TOO FAT NOT LOOKING LIKE THE GIRL IN THE MAGAZINE NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT ACTRESS NOT LOOKING LIKE THAT MODEL PURGING ANOREXIA BULIMIA ALL BECAUSE DOUCHE BAGS LIKE YOU CAN’T DEAL WITH FUCKING GIRL PROBLEMS
TRIGGER WARNING??? GROW SOME BALLS YOUR MOTHER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR SISTER DEALS WITH THIS YOUR AUNTIE YOUR COUSIN YOUR FRIEND YOUR NEIGHBOUR THE FUCKING QUEEN DEALS WITH ALL THIS SHIT BECAUSE BOYS ARE SO SO SO DUMB AND SUCH ASSHOLES WHEN IT COMES TO THIS
legendary
I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.
Suzanne Vega (via tasteless-girl)
Things to not dress up as this halloween:
- ISIS (people are doing this, don’t)
- Ebola (people are also really doing this, again don’t)
- Any sort of legitimate tragedy (do not be that girl that dressed as a Boston Marathon bombing suspect)
- Sexy Indian princesses
- Geisha
- Mexican sombrero dude
- Blackface
- basically anything racially or culturally insensitive. if you have to think about it, don’t do it
Seriously, have fun without being an asshole.
I totally understand this “I wear makeup/shave my legs/dress in figure flattering clothing because it makes me feel good and confident and sexy and it’s not to impress you silly boy”, but like…… It’s ok to want to look good for someone other than yourself. It’s ok to wear red because he likes that color on you. It’s totally ok to wear the dress that shows off what your mama gave you because you know he can’t resist your curves. Like it’s OK to want to be sexy for someone other than yourself. There are days when I’m like “I’m not trying to look good for you, I’m trying to look good for me.” butttttt man I’d be lying if I said there weren’t days that I didn’t think “damn, he’s going to be blown away by how bangin’ my ass looks in these jeans”
I’m just saying.
Boy: Ur soo sexy fuck me:)
Girl: No
Boy: Your such a rude fucking ugly bitch i never wanted to talk to your fat ass anyoways you probably are broke as fuck u whore
This isn’t even an exaggeration. This is literally how it plays out. Go on okcupid and I guarantee you’ll see this almost word for word.
Not all men!
Yes but enough men that every girl is terrified of smiling to that guy on the bus or talking with the boy in the coffee shop. Every girl has been walking late at night at one point and been afraid of who might be following her. Every girl has referred to someone as a “creep” and every girl has refused a drink from someone she doesn’t know.
Not all men.
But enough men that all women are now afraid of most men.
It’s gotten so bad that we have to be afraid of even telling you we are afraid. We can’t ask that you please stop talking to us. Because if we do we run the risk of being labeled a “stuck up bitch” and blamed for murders and rapes in which we are the victims.
So we speak to you with body language that we hope you’ll understand. We cross our legs and look out the window and wear giant headphones that are giant signs that subtly read “DON’T TALK TO ME!” But you insist on ignoring those signs because you have it in your head that our body language doesn’t mean anything. That our bodies aren’t our bodies.
Not all men.
You can start fucking saying that when all women can stop being afraid. But that’s not gonna happen if every man a women opens up to about this issue dismisses her by saying “Not all men.”
an unofficial letter to the skeezball at work all men.
(via thehansoloist)
Every porno on earth.
- guy: you like this dick?
- girl: yeah
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- guy: yeahhhhhhh?
- girl: yeahhhhhhh
- guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
- girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh